diverged:

I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months

edmundcorcoran:

in europe we don’t say “i hate you” we say “nil points” which roughly translates as “we still hold a grudge against you for something a while back and we don’t share a border with you either” i think that’s lovely don’t you?

dylanofuckme:

realizing just how many europeans i am following just now

nathsora:

“at the end of the song, there is two girls kissing.. and if two girls kissing offends you….. then you need to grow up”

GRAHAM FUCKING NORTON EVERYBODY

iwillalwaysshipyou:

in Europe we don’t say ‘I love you’ we say “12 points to…” which translates to “you are close to me” and I think that’s beautiful